Tell a joke! (Do this blog by Monday week 7)

Tell us a joke.

For example:

What is the strongest creature in the world? The snail. It carries its whole house on its back.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Four elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have one umbrella between them. How come they none of them get wet?

Well did anybody say it was raining?

Looking forward Reading your jokes! 🙂 🙂 🙂

/Vivi

31 reaktion på “Tell a joke! (Do this blog by Monday week 7)

  1. DOCTOR: You have incurable cancer and alzheimer’s

    PATIENT: It’s not that dangerous I could have had cancer

  2. 1.Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’. (lonely!!)

    This is not a joke but i really wanted to write this to the haters so yeah (sorry not sorry).
    a bts hater twitted that bts is not tanleted and that they cant sing and a Army (bts fan) responded ther high notes are higher then your grades!!

  3. Police: ”Knock, kock”
    Me: Who is it?
    Police: Police
    Me: What do you want?
    Police: To talk
    Me: How many are you?
    Police: 2
    Me: Talk to each other..
    Lol (:

  4. Pizza man:knock knock
    My mom: who are you?
    Pizza man:I am the pizza man
    My mom:what do you want?
    Pizza man:I am here to give you the pizza
    My mom:ok, thank you.

  5. I went to my friends Place yesterday to waych the football.

    After acouple of hours we got so bored we started kicking it.

  6. Another joke!
    There was two tomatos crossing the road, one got runned over by a car and the other said;

    Come on, Catch up!

  7. joke star wars edition:what do you call a storm tropper with diarrhea?

    A STORM POOPER 🙂 HAHAHAHAH! (in case you dont know what a storm tropper is its a Soldier from star wars)

  8. ok this is my joke there was iron man and he went to the doctor. the doctor sayd to ironman dat he had cancer ironman replied well Isint dat IRONic best joke 2018 :)🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐥🐤🐣🐤🐥🐤🐣🐥🐣🐤🐤🐣🐥🐥🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐥🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐥🐥🐣🐥🐥🐥🐣🐥🐥🐥🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🐤🐥🐣🐥🐤🐥🐣🐥🐤🐥🐣🐣🐥🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐣🐥🐥🐤🐣🐤🐥🐤🐣🐤🐥🐤🐣🐤🐥🐤🐣🐥🐤🐣🐤🐥🐤🐣🐤🐥🐤🐤🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐤🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐥🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

  9. One day a boy came to school and he could only say yes. Some guys came to him and said do you want to be beaten and he said yes because he could only say yes. When he came home his mom notised that he was beaten then she tought him to say no. The next day the guys came back to him and asked if he has had enough with beating the other day and he said no. HAHAHAHAHA😂😂

  10. Friend:knock knock
    Me:who’s there?
    Friend:i love you!
    Me:i love you who?
    Friend :Don’t ask who
    Me:because it’s you

  11. When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

  12. Mom:what does IDK,LY and TTYL mean?
    Son: i don’t know,love you and talk to you later
    Mom:ok,i Will ask your sister
    Den här var inte så rolig men😂

  13. An old woman suffered an ambulance because her husband had a heart attack. When staff came to the place they found the man dead in bed, and the wife explained:
    ”It went well as long as we did it in line with the church bells, but then that cursed glass car came!

  14. Pupil: Can i get crazy for something i have not done?
    Teacher: no of course not
    Pupil: Good because i have not done the homework 😂

  15. Whats the differelt between a DOOR and a fish you can handle a DOOR
    (Ps) ineeded to and HAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=D(*?*)

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